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Street Cleaner: The Video Game (Collectors Edition PC Big Box)
$59.99

Remember the good old days of PC gaming, when games came in those giant boxes that were just begging to be displayed on that shelf up on your wall? Well, It’s BACK! With Street Cleaner: The Video Game (Collectors Edition BIG BOX)!

This limited run of 250 hand numbered big boxes come in at 12” x 9” x 2”, easily big enough to intimidate any other pc game big box on your shelf. Full vibrant color illustration by @graphic_merc with a glossy finish so industrious that you’ll need to wear sunglasses to look directly at it.

Oh, and it’s not just the box you’re getting. Deep within its cavernous chamber you will find a plethora of Street Cleaner: The Video Game treasures!

Street Cleaner: The Video Game CD-ROM
What would a PC game Big Box be without a good ‘ol optical disc. And we’re not talking Bluray or even DVD, we’re talking CD-ROM! And the game disc comes in a factory sealed case of its own. (Fancy, right?)

Street Cleaner: The Video Game THE ALBUM
Eighteen edge of your seat adrenaline packed tracks all scientifically engineered to GET YOU HYPED all locked in a crystal clear CD jewel case wrapped in unique full color artwork. No shortcuts here.

Street Cleaner: The Video Game Strategy Guide
The first thing you’ll see when you open up this box is the massive hulking game guide. This isn't any old micro small flimsy baby manual, no, this is a hulking warbeast of a Strategy Guide measuring at 12” tall on 100lb full color pro status paper with front and back covers as glossy as a bag full of stolen diamonds. Get the pro strats and insight you need to dominate the streets.

Street Cleaner: The Video Game Poster
Measuring in at 14”, this massive poster barely fits in the box. Full color print on 100lb stock and UV coated so it will never fade. With artwork by @CapnNebiros depicting the game’s final showdown. We recommend pinning this one to your ceiling, right above your pillow.

Street Cleaner: The Video Game Operation Card
We won't make you cross reference the operation card to gain access to the game like PC games of yore, but we did include an operation card for that next level of authenticity. Is it fancy and glossy like everything else in this box? NO! It’s an operation card!

Street Cleaner: The Video Game Collectors Edition Certificate of Authenticity
Hand signed by the game’s lead developer Brooks B and the Street Cleaner, each certificate is hand numbered and corresponds to the hand numbered box that contains it. Printed with special anti copy protection, it’s the only thing in this box with DRM.

So there we have it. This is not a preorder, these boxes ship out the day you buy them. They’re limited to 250 ever. When they’re gone, they’ll be GONE forever.

• STREET CLEANER: THE VIDEO GAME FOR PC
• FULL COLOR 12” BIG BOX W/ GLOSS FINISH
• SC:TVG COMPACT DISC ALBUM + JEWEL CASE
• FULL COLOR 12” STITCHED STRATEGY GUIDE
• 14” COLOR PHOTO PRINT UV COATED POSTER
• CLASSIC STYLE OPERATION CARD INSERT
• SIGNED AND HAND NUMBERED CERTIFICATE
• LIMITED EDITION OF 250 / NUMBERED BOXES

Ships from San Diego, CA.
International rates are astronomical, we know. This is not by our choosing. We are well aware that high volume retailers ship for less, however we are not "High Volume" and are not entitled to those discounted shipping rates. Thank you for understanding.

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